Going back-back-back through the years with ESPN’s Chris (Boomer) Berman:

And then he’s talking about how deeply the New England Patriots have bought into the philosophies that have brought them two of the last three Super Bowl championships. “I mean, they’ve really drunk the Kool-Aid there,” he says, referencing a mass suicide about which we all learned on television. “What do you suppose it was?” he continues. “Goofy Grape? Jolly Olly Orange?”

He knows the names of juice-drink flavors. He still knows the names because he learned them on television, because we invited it in and it never behaved the way it was supposed to behave.

O.K., you’re a sensible person, so he can make your head explode.