When he succeeds he is a demigod, and when he fails he is some conflagration of moral failure, character desertion, and “everything wrong about this country.” Before you even get to any identifying characteristics of Tim Tebow, you’re already cheek-to-jowl with stupid thanks to his chosen job on the football field. Quarterbacks are to stupid people as trash bins are to hungry bears: they’re going to attack them with love or with malice, and the results look the same either way in the end.